• kromem@lemmy.world
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    Oh no, you see he was just passing by when he noticed that the farmworker was possessed and he decided to perform an impromptu exorcism.

    It’s like a snakebite. He’s sucking the demon seed out.

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        Oh really? Would you say you would sell your soul for it?

        ̶̡͕͙͈̙͛J̵̡̛̰̙̪̙u̴̠̟̘̎̓s̶̪͐͜t̴̡̞̳̓̔̿̒ ̴̗̹̖̰̎͛ş̷̗̈́́i̵͛̎̌͗͘͜g̸̤̳̲̪̮͐̑̑͒̍n̷͚͆ ̸̻͌̂h̶͖̠̗̾̈́͆͜e̸͖̻͛r̷̨̢̾̈̅͝͝ě̶̡̫͉̟͉́̐̑͠ ⛧

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    So the tape came out after he won the primary but before the election. The GOP tried to push a write in campaign for his primary opponent. Some said they’d vote for the dem candidate. But due to republican gerrymandering, the sucker still won.

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      Nah that wasn’t due to gerrymandering, or no more than any other election at least. That was due by the fact that Republican voters will vote for the the party no matter what. He could have been having a bukake party at the parking lot and they still would have voted for.

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        that wasn’t due to gerrymandering,

        That was due by the fact that Republican voters will vote for the the party no matter what

        And gerrymandering works by the politicians choosing their voters rather than the other way around.

        In this case by artificially making sure that there’s enough “GOP no matter what” voters in the district to guarantee a Republican victory.

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    Remember folks: while the Right wing of American politics actively tries to distract you with culture war nonsense, the topics they choose for their culture war are chosen from their own personal closet of skeletons.

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      3 months ago

      Despite Republican Party opposition and a write-in campaign - but because gerrymandering it was a cinch for him to win

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        it was a cinch for him to win

        Come on dude…

        • His win was a blow out.
        • Even though he sucked as a politician, he won easily
        • he handily beat his opposition
        • he sucked away the energy from his opponent
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      He Who Giveth Head Shall Be Greatly Rewarded.

      John 42:69

      Trump Bible Edition

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    I wonder how many conservatives would be liveral if they received some good therapy.

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    Omg! Like every time! Every time there’s an anti LGBT politician they’re always caught doing something gay!

    Like it’s some kind of law of the universe!

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    Stories like this are very upsetting, all these republican religious nuts out there sucking cock and going to gay orgies. I might have to convert.

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        I can only imagine how bad a Republican orgy would be. Not enough lube, no dental dams, no wet wipes, just one set of sheets for each bed, bad lighting, terrible music.

        No thank you.

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    I was going to say it sounds like some potential AI BS but since this happened over 2 years ago the AI back then wasn’t as good.

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      The original training material for ChatGPT was the biggabytes of videos found at Epstein’s estate after he murdered himself. That version was way ahead of it’s time, you just had to know what kind of prompt it was ready for.

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      True as it can be

      Barely even friends

      Then somebody bends

      Unexpectedly

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      Nah, this shit wasnt always a wedge issue.

      Literally the only thing ancient rome got right.

      (Ancient Greece also had baklava)

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                I know, that’s not what I said though. I said the Romans did discriminate, against bottoms.

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                  Yeah but it was more of a condition than a social wedge issue. Hierarchal toxic masculinity shit, not so much class persecution, and didn’t in a lot of cases (I might be remembering a Greek thing, so easy to mix them up when roman culture is mostly a shitty port of Greek culture) topping/bottoming get based on age? Or did that not carry over?