I mean I guess he supports farm workers…
Yeah, but these subsidies are starting to get out of hand…
Government handies!
Out of hand and into mouth, even!
Say what you will about Republicans, but at least this guy and Lauren Boebert are willing to roll up their sleeves and get their hands dirty.
It’s an oral tradition.
Schmidt had been charged with a felony for choking another worker on his farm, but had pleaded it down to a misdemeanor Source
Despite the controversies and the write-in campaign, the district’s heavy Republican tilt, created by Wisconsin’s strong Republican gerrymander, allowed Schmidt to easily prevail in the general election with 55% of the vote.
^Yaaay democracy…
Oh no, you see he was just passing by when he noticed that the farmworker was possessed and he decided to perform an impromptu exorcism.
It’s like a snakebite. He’s sucking the demon seed out.
is that how that works?
I should get possessed more often.
I can help you, step bro.
Oh really? Would you say you would sell your soul for it?
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So the tape came out after he won the primary but before the election. The GOP tried to push a write in campaign for his primary opponent. Some said they’d vote for the dem candidate. But due to republican gerrymandering, the sucker still won.
‘the sucker’, I see what you did there ;-)
It is Mr Suck for you
You misspelled “erection”
Nah that wasn’t due to gerrymandering, or no more than any other election at least. That was due by the fact that Republican voters will vote for the the party no matter what. He could have been having a bukake party at the parking lot and they still would have voted for.
that wasn’t due to gerrymandering,
That was due by the fact that Republican voters will vote for the the party no matter what
And gerrymandering works by the politicians choosing their voters rather than the other way around.
In this case by artificially making sure that there’s enough “GOP no matter what” voters in the district to guarantee a Republican victory.
Remember folks: while the Right wing of American politics actively tries to distract you with culture war nonsense, the topics they choose for their culture war are chosen from their own personal closet of skeletons.
He won his election by the way
Despite Republican Party opposition and a write-in campaign - but because gerrymandering it was a cinch for him to win
it was a cinch for him to win
Come on dude…
- His win was a blow out.
- Even though he sucked as a politician, he won easily
- he handily beat his opposition
- he sucked away the energy from his opponent
He Who Giveth Head Shall Be Greatly Rewarded.
John 42:69
Trump Bible Edition
I wonder how many conservatives would be liveral if they received some good therapy.
Why do you think they do their best to restrict access to mental healthcare?
I am always feeling liveral after my latest transplant.
Well, at least he practices brotherly love …
Omg! Like every time! Every time there’s an anti LGBT politician they’re always caught doing something gay!
Like it’s some kind of law of the universe!
they’re in denial
Bro job
Not gay
Next!
If he said “no homo” he is in the clear, we can’t do anything boys.
Why no link 🔗 to video?
Because this is literally fake news or propaganda to show how easy it is for people to lap up bullshit without sources from a tweet probably…
The GOP candidate said that the video came from “a brief moment I struggled with my sexuality.”
My man…
Yeah, I found that already from the wiki. Their citation leads to nothing. I cannot find the video either.
It just links to Wispolitics.com. I can’t find any blowies either.
Smells like Republican bullshit to me.
I mean, if the news was so widespread that it got on Wikipedia I think he would’ve sued if it was false. An LGBTQ site putting words in their mouth seems a prime candidate for an easy defamation lawsuit.
Watch for Wiki edits now, because I could find nothing to corroborate the story
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Stories like this are very upsetting, all these republican religious nuts out there sucking cock and going to gay orgies. I might have to convert.
Yeah but they have to fuck republicans. Anarchists have gay orgies too, we just do affordable drugs at them
I can only imagine how bad a Republican orgy would be. Not enough lube, no dental dams, no wet wipes, just one set of sheets for each bed, bad lighting, terrible music.
No thank you.
Is this real?
Straight off Wikipedia
Days after the primary, it was revealed that Schmidt had been the victim of a blackmail attempt by a worker on his family farm, who had a video of Schmidt performing oral sex on another man.[3] The same week, another story came to light in which Schmidt had been charged with a felony for choking another worker on his farm, but had pleaded it down to a misdemeanor.[4]
Choking his chicken maybe.
Boom. Roasted.
Roasted chicken maybe.
or is this just fantasy
Caught in a cock slide
No escape from hypocrisy
Open your mouth
Look up at this guy and see…
Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see I’m just a poor boy, I need no sympathy
Yes, but it’s fairly old.
I was going to say it sounds like some potential AI BS but since this happened over 2 years ago the AI back then wasn’t as good.
The original training material for ChatGPT was the biggabytes of videos found at Epstein’s estate after he murdered himself. That version was way ahead of it’s time, you just had to know what kind of prompt it was ready for.
Where is the video?
A tale as old as time…
True as it can be
Barely even friends
Then somebody bends
Unexpectedly
Nah, this shit wasnt always a wedge issue.
Literally the only thing ancient rome got right.
(Ancient Greece also had baklava)
Unless you bottomed
Some people enjoy that.
What
‘Bottoming’, anal. It can be nice. Some people really really really like it.
I know, that’s not what I said though. I said the Romans did discriminate, against bottoms.
Yeah but it was more of a condition than a social wedge issue. Hierarchal toxic masculinity shit, not so much class persecution, and didn’t in a lot of cases (I might be remembering a Greek thing, so easy to mix them up when roman culture is mostly a shitty port of Greek culture) topping/bottoming get based on age? Or did that not carry over?