• Dieterlan@lemmy.world
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    6 months ago

    Depends on the bear for me. Black bear? I’ll take that over a man any day (am a man). Polar bear? Yeah, no. I don’t want to be within 1000 miles of a polar bear. Grizzley? Haven’t decided, probably leaning towards wanting the bear, unless it actively hates me for some reason

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      6 months ago

      unless it actively hates me for some reason

      Now that’s a terrifying thought. Just an angry bear with a spiteful rage aimed solely at one person, ignoring everyone else.

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        6 months ago

        Maybe ingested someone’s stash of Cocaine?

        — but seriously, that movie was funny. A truly stupid concept that I didn’t want to waste time on but found it very entertaining

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          6 months ago

          Look at that, I found the answer!

          Its safer to be with a man in the woods, if that man is being spitefully hunted by a bear who only wants to harm that one particular human being and has no issue with anyone else at all.