One of my local pizza shops used to be run by the old Italians and they did a bitchin’ salad, with bloody beautiful dressing. But that’s certainly not the norm is it.
I was thinking more if you were to peruse a menu from a takeaway pizza shop and decide “I’ll get a garden salad with my pizza”. Even worse “I’ll just get the salad”.
I’m in a cunt of a mood and I’m about to insult one or more people. Who the fuck orders a salad from a pizza shop?
You can’t make friends with salad.
I don’t want to be friends with a salad.
(I get it’s a Simpsons reference)
Well you can, but ya don’t
One of my local pizza shops used to be run by the old Italians and they did a bitchin’ salad, with bloody beautiful dressing. But that’s certainly not the norm is it.
I was thinking more if you were to peruse a menu from a takeaway pizza shop and decide “I’ll get a garden salad with my pizza”. Even worse “I’ll just get the salad”.
I can’t do anything , I’m on minimum chores so I choose to look after the cats. Dinner for me will be stuff from the fridge, maybe a toasty.
I would be happy if someone got a good simple salad.