ylai@lemmy.ml to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months agoTesla Cybertruck Dominated by F-150 Lightning In Sand Drag Racejalopnik.comexternal-linkmessage-square116fedilinkarrow-up1517arrow-down136
arrow-up1481arrow-down1external-linkTesla Cybertruck Dominated by F-150 Lightning In Sand Drag Racejalopnik.comylai@lemmy.ml to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months agomessage-square116fedilink
minus-squareRandomStickman@kbin.runlinkfedilinkarrow-up36arrow-down1·6 months agoActually they filled the truck beds with grass-covered surface soil. It’s actually sod racing.
minus-squareKalkaline linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up34arrow-down2·6 months agoWrong again, they filled both trucks with metal poles, this is rod racing.
minus-squareironhydroxide@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25arrow-down1·6 months agoStill wrong, the beds are obviously empty. Only some people can enter this race, this is Todd racing.
minus-squareccunning@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26arrow-down1·6 months agoTurns out the beds are filled with the discarded shells from shucking peas. This is Pod Racing…
minus-squareMrQuallzin@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15arrow-down1·6 months agoNah, they actually filled them with collectible cardboard bottle caps. This is POG Racing
minus-squareSoggy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·6 months agoIt was a convoluted Dutch smuggling operation, the event was a cover. This is clog racing.
minus-squareImgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·6 months agoThese are all lies to cover up that each truck was filled with one obese dead body. This is called bod racing.
minus-squaregenuineparts@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·6 months agoThose are priests behind the wheel of those cars. It’s God Racing.
Actually they filled the truck beds with grass-covered surface soil. It’s actually sod racing.
Wrong again, they filled both trucks with metal poles, this is rod racing.
Still wrong, the beds are obviously empty. Only some people can enter this race, this is Todd racing.
Turns out the beds are filled with the discarded shells from shucking peas. This is Pod Racing…
Nah, they actually filled them with collectible cardboard bottle caps. This is POG Racing
It was a convoluted Dutch smuggling operation, the event was a cover. This is clog racing.
These are all lies to cover up that each truck was filled with one obese dead body. This is called bod racing.
Those are priests behind the wheel of those cars. It’s God Racing.