• thefartographer@lemm.ee
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    4 months ago

    I’m Jewish and I fart a lot. It’s not antisemitic to say that I fart a lot, but it is to say that Jews fart a lot based only on your know knowledge of me.

    If I come over to your house and drop an insane deuce in your toilet, it’s concerning but not antisemitic to say that a Jew ruined your toilet. If you tell your friends that the Jews conspired to blow up your toilet, that would be both antisemitic and 100% true.

    It also wouldn’t be anti-American to say that Chipotle provided me WMDs: Weapons of Massive Diarrhea

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      4 months ago

      If they point out your Jewishness whilst complaining about you ruining their toilet, though, that is a bit sketchy.