Man denies stealing bag of crisps worth £1.25
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A Fermanagh man has appeared in court accused of stealing a packet of crisps worth £1.25 from a filling station in the county.

A man has appeared in court accused of stealing a packet of crisps worth £1.25.

Patrick McDonagh (37) of Erne Park, Kesh, appeared at Enniskillen Magistrate’s Court on Thursday.

He is facing a single charge of theft, whereby he is accused of stealing crisps to the value of £1.25 from Lakeside Service Station on April 30 of this year.

Translation: “crisps” are what Americans call “chips”.

  • ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝@feddit.ukOPMEnglish
    3·
    4 months ago

    We’ll have to wait to see if he’s charged but I wouldn’t be surprised if this wasn’t his first savoury heist. Like a human seagull.

    • dumbassEnglish
      3·
      4 months ago

      the type of guy who asks for a chip and grabs a fist full.