This the sexiest Christmas album I’ve seen so far this year … Hollie you sexy Devil you … you can play with my organ any night
Song list:
- Jingle My Balls
- Oh Hole Night
- Sleigh My Balls
- Screaming Night, Hollie’s Night
- Good Rim Job Wenceslas
- Adolph The Naughty Nazi
- I Wanna Do A Hippopotamus For Christmas
- Frost Me You Snowman
- Cocks Out Around the Christmas Tree
- All I Suck for Christmas is You
- Shave Yourself a Hollie Little Christmas
- Aborting Santa’s Baby
- Little Saint Nick’s (Big Hard Dick)
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That but unironically: Shave Em Dry by Lucille Bogan
Every time I looked for Lucille Bogan I found nothing and figured that I’d just been having a fever dream.
I must have been spelling it wrong.She definitely existed, but you may have still been having a fever dream. Or spelling it wrong, that’s also possible
I was definitely spelling it wrong
No, you just federated into a universe she exists. She’ll be gone by January.
1924 apparently
I can’t believe my dumb ass tried to search for it
If you’re having trouble finding it just hand it over to Hollie, she’ll shove it in for you twerp!
Ah, the old blues standards, I see
Shove it in there, pussy
Why can’t this be real
Disappointed that it doesn’t seem to be real
Tis the season for giving they say…
They have a profile on Threadless, and I’m fucken dying at some of these shirts.
Gotta tickle them ivories
