Christian Fascist freaks. They didn’t ask if I wash my feet before prayer. They didn’t ask if I have separate dishes for meat and dairy. They didn’t ask if I run the cows between bonfires on Samhain. They didn’t ask of I leave whiskey and cigarettes for the Loa. They didn’t ask if I take a sauna regularly. They didn’t ask if I anoint my body with oil before battle. They didn’t ask if I confess my sins. They didn’t ask if I sacrifice a fatted oxen to the Olympians before undertaking a great endeavor.
The author of this “Test” is clearly beset by a deep spiritual malison. I would go so far as to venture that they are ridden by unclean spirits.
Also, I am extremely sexually pure. Like pure sexuality. Basically just an erect cock in cowboy boots. In Inanna we trust.
Okay looking through this I feel the need to defend my honor
I have not been convicted of a felony. The distinction is important.
I haven’t cheated on a partner but I have been the person someone cheated on their partner with
I’ve never been arrested because I’m a pretty good liar and extremely careful about the “one crime at a time” and “nobody talks everybody walks” rules
I’ve never impregnated anyone because I am extremely diligent about using condoms
I physically cannot join the mile high club. As I’ve mentioned from time to time I am enormous, considerably bigger than 95% of all humans. It’s hard to even fit in those things to pee.
I know you’re all disappointed with my score but I want to be clear that the specific questions asked by the test paint a distorted picture and I have some physical attributes that are limiting.
Do not take it seriously; it’s just for fun.
Christian Fascist freaks. They didn’t ask if I wash my feet before prayer. They didn’t ask if I have separate dishes for meat and dairy. They didn’t ask if I run the cows between bonfires on Samhain. They didn’t ask of I leave whiskey and cigarettes for the Loa. They didn’t ask if I take a sauna regularly. They didn’t ask if I anoint my body with oil before battle. They didn’t ask if I confess my sins. They didn’t ask if I sacrifice a fatted oxen to the Olympians before undertaking a great endeavor.
The author of this “Test” is clearly beset by a deep spiritual malison. I would go so far as to venture that they are ridden by unclean spirits.
Also, I am extremely sexually pure. Like pure sexuality. Basically just an erect cock in cowboy boots. In Inanna we trust.
Okay looking through this I feel the need to defend my honor
I know you’re all disappointed with my score but I want to be clear that the specific questions asked by the test paint a distorted picture and I have some physical attributes that are limiting.