Dwarf bard Marx is the best thing to come out of this game. He’s also a sage and a tome bard so he’s got that +3 historical materialism skill on top of his persuasion. And of course his guardian had to be buff half-elf Engels 
Also here’s the existential comic that inspired this
It’s the only game I’ve played which lets you choose if you have a circumcised penis or not. Really makes the Elder Scrolls character creator seem antiquated.
I wonder if someone will make a dick size slider mod so that you can go around hanging absolute dong
They’d better. I want to be a gnome dragging my dick on the ground behind me.