You’re doing God’s work.
No shot this guy is 18 he looks like, 30.
He looks like he’s 55 but used a face filter to conceal gin blossoms
What? He looks 85. I doubt he’s real with a name like Dick Strocher, but if that picture is real, I feel bad for the guy.
I resent that, I’m 30 and I look at least half his age
He looks like a ventriloquist dummy
As someone who is about to turn 40, I personally thought he looked more like 59.
If you have to tell people you’re an alpha male, you’re not.
This guy is definitely not.
It also says “I’m poorly educated”. in the wild, wolf packs are mostly families- a breeding pair and the kids that haven’t left on their own yet.
So the “alpha male” is literally just… dad?
yup.
the Alpha/Beta/whatever pecking order thing was established from observations of captive wolves in packs that were forced. it has more in common with the dominance heirarchy of prison culture among humans than it does with wolves being wolves in nature.
The dude who did the study even said it was wrong and a bad study to apply to wolves.
Imagine if an anthropologist said: this is a paper on normal human behavior.
And then the first line is: to get an accurate representation of a population, I went to Rykers Island.
It has to be a troll account. Richard Strocher? Dick Stroker?
Friends with P. I. Staker
Yes, Mr. Staker, we’ll do everything we can. Can you describe it to me?
It is
He looks like he’s been dead for a week.
The image is shopped, and it’s a fake person anyway, lmao
Do you know for a fact it’s shopped or are you just guessing? I honestly can’t tell from the photo alone if it’s real or not
edit: apparently the account itself is real at least and probably run by a reich-winger: https://knowyourmeme.com/editorials/guides/who-is-richard-strocher-the-conservative-commentator-who-predicted-the-jewish-tunnels-explained (yes yes not the best source ever, but if it bothers anyone you can go find a better one)
Just look at the other images of “Richard” on the account and you can see “he” is not nearly that pale.
reich-winger
Might as well call him a doodyhead while you’re at it. So childish.
Found the reich-winger
The fact that none of you doofuses say things like this irl proves that deep down, you know how stupid it really is.
You’re literally no better than the losers who called Obama “Obummmer”. Pathetic.
This childish shit is a virus among the ideologues. At least it makes it easy to identify you guys, though.
Want me to bring you some tissues to clean off those tears, little reich-winger? Maybe some tea?
Do you really not realize that reacting to me by smugly repeating your playground tier insults just reinforces my point?
The irony is I’m probably further left than you, lol. I’m just also an adult who acts like one.
How can you be 18 and successful?
Your rich parents die young.
And you secretly dress up as a giant bat and beat up petty criminals to cope with your parents death, only making things worse in the long run.
While endangering a string of orphan boys who you keep dressing up in tight green booty shorts… for reasons.
Yes, very scientific rich people important flexibility reasons you see.
Where can we find this? For reasons…
Clearly you have not tried being born to a billionaire ;)
Clearly not hard enough.
Existing gives you a significant advantage over the guy in the image, though, since he’s literally not a real person, lol
Doesnt change how unreal my billions of dollars are lol.
Learning the difference between “you” and “your” is probably one of the steps, lol
What do you mean? /s
What do your mean, what do my mean? /s
My mean means you means i mean your mean. /s
Got his make up done at the mortician.
And certainly doesn’t diddle kids.
Yeah, because he’s not real, lol.
Ideologues will believe anything if it means they have someone to feel morally superior to while they lob, underhanded, their schoolyard-tier insults.
If conservatives didn’t constantly behave this pathetically, it wouldn’t be so believable that a post like this one is real.
Nah, you’re extremely gullible, take the L.
Keep my name out your mouth, Chudly.
Why don’t you get off the internet for a while. Seems like you could use some outside time.
Sir, you came in here correcting a you/your typo, shut your ass up about “schoolyard tier insults”
I only did so as a means of poking fun at someone having taken the OP seriously.
I only ever give someone shit for grammar mistakes when they make them in the course of acting like they’re smarter or better than someone else, because the irony is amusing to me.
At least the mistake was real, lmao
Ok buddy. I was actually just referring to IASIP. No ideology, he looks like Frank from the episode “Frank’s Little Beauties”.
https://youtu.be/d2jBBQQkDL0?si=xA3jhqKBbkkSPmyc
I couldn’t care less if it it’s fake, or the ideology of the post. All I know is “man look funny”.
You’re looking for a fight that doesn’t exist.
Waxy
Looks like Carl from Pixar’s “Up” but if he died 55 years earlier and they Weekend-at-Bernie’s him for the movie.
No fucking way. Looked him up and Dick Stroker is real. He looks old as fuck. Fortunately he’s young in age so I hope he figures out that going extreme right wing is the wrong path.
This post is going to give me nightmares tho
This is not a real person, you gullible dopes.
Richard Strocher?
Dick Stroker.Duh.
Also, on top of that, the image they’re making fun of was actually doctored to make this fake person look paler, to enable the childish insult.
Holy shit, lmao
I mean, yeah, but apparently I was circumcized by a Dr. Cutter so the name alone can’t always be a giveaway.
But that fake boy is so pale, sitting in sunlight makes him glitter.
There’s a plastic surgeon who specializes in genital reconstruction surgery (so he works on a lot of trans people and the like) whose name is literally Dr. Alter, lol.
But even the content of the tweet is so obviously ridiculous, to have zero doubt it’s true says something.
Also, the fact that the entire post is just someone making fun of someone else’s appearance speaks volumes as well about maturity level.
You’ve got to wonder is just being white and wealthy enough to give you that much self-confidence in life even looking like that? Is it really that effective?
Does he have a browridge? Cro magnon ass skull having mother fucker.
“Wildly successful”? At what? Graduating high school? Or, since probably home schooled, passing the GED.
No shade against the home schooled; quality varies wildly, and indoctrination rates are high. Public school systems can try to indoctrinate you, but the vaccine is your peers.
Nobody is “wildly successful” at 18.
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Well I mostly have As on my report card and I could have played lacrosse but I was too busy.
This was my first thought.
