leave me and not text me anymore, it’s 4D chess really funny

how does that work? do you clock in/out while on the shuttle or something?

If you’re the owner of the factory, would you compensate them for their commutes? How would you do it?

absolutely, people’s workdays should start when they begin their commute. I don’t know off the top of my head, but some companies and government jobs already comp people for their travel expenses, just extend that to commutes.

a little off-topic, but I just opened a Criterion Channel subscription a week or two ago and I’m loving it so far. price is nowhere near as high as other streaming services and I’ve watched all kinds of amazing movies I likely wouldn’t have watched before.

yeah call me when Putin sets up a torture site and starts indiscriminately bombing civilian infrastructure. civilian deaths in Iraq/Afghanistan are orders of magnitude higher than in Ukraine.

just as bad if not worse than Bush

lol no

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isn’t this just an act of war? wtf

hey fat, don’t believe your lying eyes, the economy is actually incredible

redditors furious that musk said the ‘counteroffensive’ hasn’t accomplished much of anything and cost a lot of lives

how do you know when a dude is 6’ or taller?

don’t worry, they’ll tell you

it’s really hard to describe, it’s just something you have to try. they’re like raspberries but with 100x more flavor. they’re sweeter, more tart, kind of a honey taste. I just googled what they taste like to help describe and I saw “raspberry flavored candy” which is sorta accurate.

a thimbleberry plant. when I lived in Vermont, there was an area completely lined with these and not only are the flowers beautiful, but the ‘berries’ taste absolutely incredible, one of my favorite things I’ve eaten.

do outdoor cats next

holy shit they’re so stupid. they really think an embargo is just one country choosing not to trade with another.

You know that fat cocksucka says I look like the Shah of Iran?

…I never got that at all

now I’m imagining Iran with China’s system of government as opposed to a shitty theocracy

/r/China is really just a hate sub

me after eating a bowl of edamame

why did you make me read this wombat