If you are cold they are cold, bring them inside.
Nah it’s a trap, never trust a chill goose.
HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK!*
*Peace was never an option!
Tasty humans inside.
Tasty geese outside.
This! They should write this and stick that paper on the outside, so that the geese can see it.
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I really don’t get all the huff duff with the geese. Grab it by the neck, done.
You never been close to a goose, eh?
I’ve been close to enough farm and non-farm animals that I don’t care. Yes, I know the geese are temperamental, will charge, peck and bite but they are not invencible. Have you eaten goose?
Never forget that geese are merely a distraction. Emus are the real threat. They already defeated Australian Army. You are next.
geese are fren
exactly what a hostile goose would say so I let down my guard
thabk, fren
You’re a great little-to-medium sized bird
