I will not take any constructive criticism.
Also I think someone else posted this already but it’s probably buried underneath thousands of other posts so this is practically a new take.
Who are the dragons?
Women
Chicks rock
me
i am the dragons
The Trilateral Commission
is morrowind
i sure do hope a big ole rock doesn’t fall on the U.S. and then yellowstone erupts or something that would be terrible
FOUL MURDER
Racist, backwards, and full of slavers?
built on stolen land by religious settlers
Chimer are yakubian devils
deleted by creator
And who are the mudcrabs?
Damn mudcrabs
I’ve fought mudcrabs fiercer than you
We are routed! Fall back!
Italians.
I would have joined the foreign legion, but I took an arrow to the knee
So what you’re saying is I need to ignore all of this content and just do shit on my phone when they make me sit through the peace summit
So you have consumed new media
Also where tf the harry potter emotes
This falls apart because the empire is a pyppet state of the aldmeri dominuon during tes5
Russia is the Zerg, U.S. is the Terrans, Ukraine is the Protoss
Ulfric is going to Make Skyrim Great Again. He’ll build a wall and make the empire pay for it. He’s the true high king, the moot was stolen from him!