this dude is so horny for todd
Can I say something without everyone getting mad at me?
I’m sorry, all I can see when I look at him is horse armor.
lmao for real
You can literally feel every pulse in the author’s penis through the text.
:VolcelImperialGuard:
Todd Howard does his own stunts. Every time something in a bethesda game gets hit too hard and launched to the moon, we must remember that this was only possible because they mocap’d Todd being shot out of a comically large cannon.
Here’s the writer’s motivation/reasoning:
I too want to have sex with todd howard
I want to have sex with an RTX4090
Its very hot
🥁
Please come out with your hands up. It’s for your own good! those fans are really sharp!
Does this mean that Todd Howard is also a ranking member in a murderous cult?
Todd Howard is a member of the Black Hand, yes.
Todd Howard responsible for WW1 confirmed.
It was all him. Todd Bethesda was the world war 1 man. He killed every soldier with his bear hands in the trench
bro do you want to fuck todd howard
You know when you see someone in love and they don’t realise it yet and it’s really cute?
This is that but with a spicy g*mer kick.
Yes
the early noughties
I involuntarily headbutted my monitor out of sheer primal spite
Clearly he wants to get very Noughty with Todd.
ok, but how are we supposed to refer to 2000-2009
I vote for the “9/11-ties”.
“Two-thousands”
Trick question, we should never refer to them
this is the only correct response
I use oughts sometimes, or 00s
has anyone thought to call them “the double-Os” yet. there’s at least two zeroes in every year
gonna call them the “oooo’s” now, pronounced “ooze”
the Twenny Hunnerds, when Limp Bizkit had its fingers on the pulse of a nation.
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Some call Todd Howard the Will Menaker of video games. I don’t know what the fuck that would mean.
Does this make Matt Micheal Kirkbride?
Yeah, he’s definitely going to paywall mods this time. : |
They would be absolute fools to do that.
How many times has Skyrim been repackaged and resold now? That is only possible because of the mod community keeping it alive. They would have lost so many re-sales otherwise.
Lmao just at home writing this article about himself.
I want to fuck the toddfather
This is the Cuomo’s nipples thing, again.
Just fuck Todd Howard already. He’ll probably do a hookup but charge a lot for extra services and re-sell you the same hookup several times a decade, so be warned.