Do not take it seriously; it’s just for fun.
95%
That’s what happens when you’re an involuntary redneck and too poor to get out there and experience life because everything is a luxury for the rich.
The score is like golf right? The lower the better?
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I love how I’m only 80% sexual purity as a literal kissless, handholdless virgin
100% purity must be impossible
I mean 100% involves shit like never having been sent to the principal’s office so yeah probably. I got pretty close with 96% but the remaining 4 mostly feel really hard not to have done
are you sure being sent to the principal’s office has anything to do with sexual purity
Maybe they live in a porn plot world where going to the principal’s office gets you punished by banging.
Catholic school maybe?
By design. Christian Fascist purity culture is about using shame and fear as a weapon of social control. If you could actually achieve purity with confidence it wouldn’t work.
Can’t be holding hands. Leave room for Jesus!
Someone must be really sick and deviant to put sexuality and crime on the same scale. Condemning sex, which is a natural and good thing is somethig that Christians and Americans lile to do. Really weird that both these groups manage to reproduce.
Be gay do crime
lol
The chief of
i thought this was about rice why is it asking me about hand-holding
44% how on earth do you get the ‘spiritual purity’ to go down? you have to kick a puppy?
According to this comment section there are two kinds of user: Prude or deviant
We deviants have probably corrupted all the middle ground people already.
If you would be willing to corrupt…
Oh shit it’s the Volcel Police, run!
I think it’s obvious from my score that I’ve fucked people for worse reasons.
Proudly deviating from the freakish perversion that is Christian Fascist purity culture.
What the hell is spiritual purity anyway?
Your purity is 13%
Moral Purity - 5% (1 of 20 points)
Sexual Purity - 3% (1 of 30 points)
Social Purity - 0% (0 of 19 points)
Legal Purity - 15% (3 of 20 points)
Spiritual purity - 73% (8 of 11 points)
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My soul is willing but my body is bruised and spongy
Hell yeah, 0% moral purity. Moralists btfo
(33% overall)
Mine averages below 25% (slightly higher spiritual for some reason). I guess I really am a
16% because I’ve never been caught by the cops nor fucked my cousin 🤙
Christian Fascist freaks. They didn’t ask if I wash my feet before prayer. They didn’t ask if I have separate dishes for meat and dairy. They didn’t ask if I run the cows between bonfires on Samhain. They didn’t ask of I leave whiskey and cigarettes for the Loa. They didn’t ask if I take a sauna regularly. They didn’t ask if I anoint my body with oil before battle. They didn’t ask if I confess my sins. They didn’t ask if I sacrifice a fatted oxen to the Olympians before undertaking a great endeavor.
The author of this “Test” is clearly beset by a deep spiritual malison. I would go so far as to venture that they are ridden by unclean spirits.
Also, I am extremely sexually pure. Like pure sexuality. Basically just an erect cock in cowboy boots. In Inanna we trust.
Okay looking through this I feel the need to defend my honor
- I have not been convicted of a felony. The distinction is important.
- I haven’t cheated on a partner but I have been the person someone cheated on their partner with
- I’ve never been arrested because I’m a pretty good liar and extremely careful about the “one crime at a time” and “nobody talks everybody walks” rules
- I’ve never impregnated anyone because I am extremely diligent about using condoms
- I physically cannot join the mile high club. As I’ve mentioned from time to time I am enormous, considerably bigger than 95% of all humans. It’s hard to even fit in those things to pee.
I know you’re all disappointed with my score but I want to be clear that the specific questions asked by the test paint a distorted picture and I have some physical attributes that are limiting.
@[email protected] let’s see your score
Posted higher up. I came SO CLOSE to winning, but I’ve been able to dodge the cops so far.
i wonder what the weather’s like in hell?
Oh fuck you beat me by two points. I was hoping I’d win. I’m just too good at evading arrest for my own good. : (
hooooooooooooly shit
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