omfg you whiny babies she LITERALLY looks like classic Lara.
G@mers always insist on the exact same full face makeup on everything
Obviously Lara has a professional stylist following her around the tombs to make sure her brows are on point.
You can’t go dungeon diving in ancient magical lost tombs without lips that look like you licked a hornet’s nest.
Besides the og Lara was supposed to be either Indian or South American as a bounty hunter, but cowards made her an upper-crust bougie B*itish instead. Oh well, I’ll still keep playing that garbage.
them tits have more than two polygons, so no, she’s not my laura
Miss her Madonna look.
Her face is no where near weird enough. The first Crystal Dynamics reboot trilogy (by which I mean the one before the 2013 reboot) tried to keep Lara consistent with promotional CGI renders for the PS1 games. Unfortunately those were made in the mid 90s and she looked like a bizarre putty version of Angelina Jolie
Noooo why is she not wearing heaps of makeup for her tomb raids!!!
Covering myself in foundation to cool my body and become invisible to thermal goggles like that one scene in The Predator.
These are the same people that go around calling people SJWs and snowflakes
“really unremarkable” my fucking ass, she looks great in the first one and like some futuristic sex bot gone on a rogue killing spree from a shitty sci fi horror film in the second
Only gamers can see a woman that looks like a supermodel and say she isn’t ‘femme’ enough and is unremarkable.
Motherfuckers need to go outside and look at actual living human women.
They tried that and the women requested they stop
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Are these the same people who hate it when women take off their makeup after complaining about fake women?
I know the realism is just a fig leaf to enforce bullshit standards on female character depictions, but I’d love for a little consistency.
Lower poly characters would allow for larger and more detailed worlds.
*runs away* Until next time!
put your dick away walter
But I’ve only half-measured it I need more time
Look at that huge throbbing magazine
This cartoon person’s makeup has changed and she’s put on some kind of necklace. I am outraged
her bra is too big on the right. the cup is collapsing.
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There is, it’s this one
Excuse me, this is a board exclusive to very serious gamer discussions.
Hexbear doesn’t need circlejerk comms because every comm is it’s own circlejerk comm.
Y’all wouldn’t be able to handle transgendercirclejerk, goes too hard
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They shrank her shoulders. Made her look soft
Fucking gamers
I was all excited thinking I’d missed an announcement for a new Tomb Raider but not they’re just putting her in fucking call of duty
they’re just putting her in fucking call of duty
why
i thought lara croft’s more of an
indiana jones-esquearcheologist+adventurer, not a fucking battle-hardened military soldierall video games are asymptotically approaching Fortnite
but-but i thought capitalism breeded innovation!!! this is madness!!!
