SCARY AS FUCK MAKE IT STOP 
Affordable homes.
Latest fad.
here they come with their pronouns and big emojis. Tankies, all of 'em
It’s Chapo’s ghost
Chapo’s body lies a-molderin’ in the grave
But its soul goes posting on
THE GHOSTS OF A MILLION SOFTWARE PIRATES
:Sealab2021Shining:
I will give every Turtleface a peanut!
HESH WANTS SOME SE-
WHALE CANCER
F-YEAH!
“You know who else cared about people? John Brown. And he’s dead now. Still think caring about people is ‘cool’?”
Did you ever think about vulvulzula gorillion dead?
Caring for others? What are you people, some sort of Stanists?
I know Slytherin trickery when I hear it! No one can care about anyone else without a selfish motive!
Is this Effective Altruism?
Only if it involves buying islands to breed feeemales on, such as future prophet Sam Bankman-Fried proclaimed.
Horror flash fiction. Love it!
SMH my head, caring about other people, you’re the real fascists here!!!1!!1
